gm0hzi
29th November 2005, 07:42 AM
A man's driving down the road, when his car conks out - out of petrol.
Standing by his car, he's wondering what to do when a swarm of bees appears. Worried as to being stung, he begins to run away.
"No, don't run", said a voice.
He turned round and one of the bees was hovering a foot away from him.
"We'll help you", said the bee.
"How on earth can you help me", said the man ?
"Watch", said the bee, "open your petrol cap".
So the man does, somewhat confused.
"Right boys", said the bee to his friends, "in we go !"
So the bees began pouring into the petrol filler cap until none were left. One minute later, they began flying out, until the swarm was in the air again.
"OK", said the bee, "try it now".
Laughing, the man turned the key - the engine started to his astonishment.
"I'm absolutely amazed", said the man, "how on earth did you do that ?"
"Ahhh", said the bee, "haven't you ever heard of BP
Standing by his car, he's wondering what to do when a swarm of bees appears. Worried as to being stung, he begins to run away.
"No, don't run", said a voice.
He turned round and one of the bees was hovering a foot away from him.
"We'll help you", said the bee.
"How on earth can you help me", said the man ?
"Watch", said the bee, "open your petrol cap".
So the man does, somewhat confused.
"Right boys", said the bee to his friends, "in we go !"
So the bees began pouring into the petrol filler cap until none were left. One minute later, they began flying out, until the swarm was in the air again.
"OK", said the bee, "try it now".
Laughing, the man turned the key - the engine started to his astonishment.
"I'm absolutely amazed", said the man, "how on earth did you do that ?"
"Ahhh", said the bee, "haven't you ever heard of BP